Friday, 23 March 2012

Dating Means Buying A Lot of Condoms



If you’re out there on the dating scene trying to find someone new, you know how much fun it can be. There are a lot of new people to meet and get to know. Some of them will eventually fizzle into distant acquaintances, some will become friends, and a lucky group will become potential relationships.

Along with the quest for the love of your life comes the side benefit of a lot of sex with new partners. Not that there is anything wrong with that. After all, adult relationships almost always revolve around sex. Having sex with a bunch of new partners requires you to use Condoms. You would be an idiot not to.

The greater majority of people are not too thrilled about using condoms. They dull the sensation quite a bit for men, and thus may also make sex less pleasurable for women as well. Having sex with a condom is about as pleasurable as eating with a condom on your tongue. Not the best of experiences.. You may not starve, but it can certainly remove much of the pleasure! For all their discomfort, it is just plain smart to wear one though.

Luckily, the variety of choices when it comes to condoms is growing at an incredible rate! It’s not just lubricated or non-lubricated any more. There are some really kinky condoms out there for the adventurous – flavored, and colored, and studded, and ribbed. Buyer beware, many novelty condoms are just that, novelties. They make no promise of inhibiting pregnancy or STD's. They’re just for fun. In fact, if the lights are out, you can use the glow in the dark condoms to read the wrapper. Handy!

Some of the crazier condoms that are making a push these days are really amazing. One is the “Inspiral Condom”. It is a spiral shaped condom that is quite the rage. U.S. Surgeon Dr. A. Reddy, known for creating the female condom, invented it. The condom, when rolled onto the penis, looks like a big screw – it spirals from the tip of the cock to the base. According to the rave reviews online, it creates intense sensation in the man and woman, while creating a feel like the sheath is thinner than it actually is. And you’ll literally be getting “screwed” when you have sex with it. No longer a colloquialism!

And how about the "Viagra Condom"? It can improve the size and length of an erection. It is meant for people with partial erectile dysfunction, but can be useful for guys who have trouble keeping it up once the condom goes on. God knows I’ve had my own troubles in that area, so this item is something I personally can’t wait to try!

So now condoms are useful for sex as well as past uses. I mean, after all, most of us marveled as kids as to how big a water balloon you could make with a condom. A whole gallon! Which is one of the main reasons why you often find them packed in a survival kit. They are not there for sex – although that might be an interesting side benefit as two people huddle for warmth on a cold night. They are in survival kits because they have many uses. Keeping things dry, holding water; use two of them as the elastics for a sling shot even.

Condoms are the epitome of over engineering. Most men only ejaculate 1.5 teaspoons, but the condom can hold a gallon without bursting. Even elephants only cum in quarts!

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