Is There Someone Out There For You

 As I walked down to the park area behind my house one sunny fourth of July last year, I was looking in amazement at the ravaged scenery, and the shrubs that some people believe to be  flowers, and smelling the water in the creek (that I know comes from the sewers), when a bird shit on my head. I thought “oh well” just another ordinary day. As I hurried along, I came across a buddy of mine that I will call Stinky and please don't ask why I call him that, I think the name speaks for itself. As we walked, I related the bird incident, and he replied “quick tell me what tree you were walking under, its good luck”. If I had thought for one minute that it was good luck I'd be rolling in it, (as you may have figured Stinky really doesn’t have much of a social life, but then again, neither do I).

 Our biggest problem is talking to women. Stinky can usually mumble a couple of sentences, then he has to leave the scene. I’m a little more outgoing since I work with mostly women anyway. I can usually have  somewhat of a conversation with them before I start to sweat and have any confidence suddenly elude me, then I have to politely say I think the boss is calling me.

 Stinky feels that women have lofty standards when it comes to dating, however, I disagree. I really don't think the women suggesting that he  have a shower before picking her up is considered “high slandered”. Stinky  may be the smelliest guy I know, but he is  one of the nicest (nicest not brightest). However, he has been known to come up with decent idea's that make  more sense then not, but I'm not sure about this one. “We will join a Dating Site” he cried out. I said before sometimes he comes up with good idea's but this wasn't one of those times. He proceeded to inform me that a friend at work suggested the idea(some friend). “Is this the same friend that leaves deodorant and body wash on your desk?” I asked. “It sure is! He's a very thoughtful person,” (is he for real). Stinky said “My friend met a wonderful women on a dating site,” (what women?? the guy he's talking about is gay!) “Why would your gay friend use a dating site to meet women?” I asked, “I think your getting in over your head”. In the end, and after weeks of hiding from  Stinky and his not so bright idea, I finally decided to give in just to humor him.

 As I tried to sleep that night, all I could think about was the last date I had, which had not ended under the best of circumstances. I’m sure the woman I'll call “hungry”, hadn’t eaten in a week  prior to our date and she must have thought I owned an oil well or something! After she had gobbled up several finger sandwiches as well as several other side dishes, expensive wine and the entree of lamb chops, I checked the balance in my bank account, then to my surprise she demanded we order desert! “Desert!?” I quickly reminded her that this was not an all you can eat dinner, she then  jumped up called me things I've never heard before and stormed to the door. Like the desperate person I am, I ran after her and asked if she would like to see me again, at which time she assaulted me with her hand bag (I guess that meant no!). So I went back to the table and sat by myself looking at the bill she had run up and wondered if I would be able to get lots of overtime at work next week to pay for it.

 I started to have second thoughts about joining a dating site, but since my best friend had his heart set on it (and knowing he would do anything for me), I decided to go through with it. It turned out to be the best move that we had ever made. Stinky and I both joined a Dating Site, and it wasn’t long before we had  responses from some sexy ladies. We were both very scared and excited to think that we might no longer have to prop up blowup dolls on our couches so the neighbors would see the silhouette and think we actually had lives. Stinky asked me “what should I do to get ready?”I said “just get in the shower and don't forget to turn the water on, use that bar of soap (you can't take it with you) and scrape your worries  down the drain”, (as well as the dirt and body odor of course).We double dated that evening to support each other, and we had a wonderful time. We ate, had some drinks, and danced the night away. Stinky yanked me aside and confided in me, that even though he had just met this women, he knew this was the one. I gave him a bear hug, and said “follow your heart,” and he did. She seemed to take to him as well, surprisingly!

 Well I don't call him Stinky anymore, (no one does now that he has learned  basic  hygiene). He is above all, my best friend. Henry is still with the soul mate that he met on that dating site. This almost a decade ago now and after dating for two years, they got hitched. They had two children and are expecting another any time now. As for me, it took a little longer, but I finally found the love of my life, and we are expecting our first child soon. Life is great and it keeps getting better!

 Its true what they say, there's somebody for everyone. You just have to look in the right place. Sometimes like a mother bird teaching her young to fly, you just need a little push to get going . Life is too short and precious to spend it by yourself, wondering what it would be like to have someone to share it with. So if you want to be happy then take my advice, and get off your ass and go for it.

Hey, if Stinky and I can do it, so can you! There are so many dating sites out there that you might think you'll never find the right one, but I'll give you a tip, this is the site that me and Stinky used to find the best sites for us and in our opinion its the number one place to find dating sites. So if you are tired of being alone and having no one to share good times with and want someone to share your life and love with well just follow this link, you owe it to your future.

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